35% - das ist fast ein drittel!
hagen rether
", "also, wenn das gelöscht habe, dann... ist es... weg?", "love is just a hoax.picturesofwalls.com
", "it's amazing that our society has reached a point where the effort necessary to extract oil from the ground, shipt it to a refinery, turn it into plastik, shape it appropriately, truck it to a store, buy it and bring it home is considered to be less effort than what it takes to just wash the spoon when you're done with it.author unknown
", "i used to collect performance art but it escaped...dan liebert
", "q: what's your favorite use for your server?a:i just like to leave mine on to gobble up power. i hate the earth and everything on it.
", "selbst im rollstuhl kann man menschenrechte noch mit füßen treten!plakataufschrift, demo 'freiheit statt angst'
", "das leben ist die langsam fortschreitende befreiung aus der unwissenheit.hunter s. thompson
", "das leben ist scheisse, aber die grafik ist geil!", "gegen oder für das vergessen oder so...ahoi polloi
", "wenn drei linke zu einer demonstration fahren, bilden sie eine terroristische vereinigung. wenn drei rechte zu einer demonstration fahren ist das ein kameradschaftsausflug.duckhome.de
", "fliegen sitzen vielleicht auf dir und mir, aber auf jesus sitzen keine.hunter s. thompson
", "they say that dreams are only real as long as they last.waking life
", "wer andern eine grube gräbt sollte nicht mit steinen werfen.", "wer im glashaus sitzt fällt selbst hinein.", "last night i upgraded my vista desktop machine to windows xp...codingsanity
", "at least i don't suck at life...zefrank
", "politiker sind nicht käuflich.michael glos, bundesminister für wirtschaft und technologie
", "zusammenzählen, malnehmen, ach gott, da könnense mich jagen mit!peer steinbrück, bundesminister der finanzen
", "use extreme caution when opening images! whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.cracked.com
", "never hire a cameraman with parkinsons.badmovies.org
", "i'm trying to claw my eyes out!badmovies.org
", "prints look best when done on gloss paper using the company printer ink when everyone else is at lunch.banksy
", "the key to making great art is all in the composition.banksy
", "you know what hip-hop has done with the word 'nigger'? i'm trying to do that with the word 'vandalism', bring it back.banksy
", "there are no exceptions to the rule that everyone thinks they're an exception to the rules.banksy
", "a lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.banksy
", "i like to think i have the guts to stand up anonymously in a western democracy and call for things no-one else believes in - like peace and justice and freedom.banksy
", "some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.banksy
", "the ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.douglas adams
", "'luck' is my middle name. mind you, my first name is 'bad'...terry pratchett, 'discworld'
", "was würdest du tun, wenn du wüsstest du würdest es schaffen?", "the most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.dave barry
", "nobody is normal.dave barry
", "mein leben ist wie ein porno - nur ohne den sex...", "ich trinke um andere leute interessant zu machen.", "ernähr dich bewusst, halt dich fit - stirb gesünder!", "i wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.hunter s. thompson
", "bekämpft die teilnahmslosigkeit - oder auch nicht...", "buy the ticket, take the ride.hunter s. thompson
", "i feel the same way about disco as i do about herpes.hunter s. thompson
", "i wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.hunter s. thompson
", "it's a strange world. some people get rich and others eat shit and die.hunter s. thompson
", "if it's not fun, you're not doing it right.", "es bleibt uns nichts anderes mehr übrig, als immer mehr zu konsumieren, um uns immer mehr von einem nächsten abzuheben, der uns immer mehr gleicht.alexandre kojève
", "hitler-onkel foltert papst!'schlagzeil-o-mat' auf bildblog.de
", "the thing with the ninjaelephant is... he got the trunk, also. they have the extra-one. you do not want to meet a ninjaelephant in a dark alley...askaninja.com
", "im glauben an... irgendetwas. naja, an irgendetwas muss man ja glauben.", "was habt ihr gläubigen eigentlich immer für probleme? unterm strich glaube ich nur an einen gott weniger als ihr...", "immer wenn's mich umhaut und mir schwindet der humor,götz widmann
", "eure welt glänzt 25 mal in der sekunde,absolute beginner
", "wir waren irgendwo bei bastow, am rande der wüste,fear and loathing in las vegas
", "people either love me or hate me, or they don't really care.banksy
", "ab welchem iq muss man eigentlich 'pasta' sagen?", "ich blogge, also bin ich?", "ich bin egoistisch für drei - aber ich teile nicht!", "rauchen ist die vermutlich langsamste form von suizid.", "ich komme von gott und bin untötbar!thomas g. hornauer, 'kanal telemedial'
", "go to work, send your kids to school, follow fashion, act normal, walk on the pavements, watch TV, save for your old age, obey the law.repeat after me: i am free!
", "ja, ich hab ausreichend sex - das leben fickt mich jeden tag...", "hello, this is your life speaking.you have no idea what you're doing, do you?
", "schweben wie eine biene, stechen wie ein schmetterling.", "haikus are easymenschenfeind
", "ich bin godzilla - du bist japankeilerkopf
", "'automation' bedeutet dass eine aufgabe fast richtig gelöst wird, dafür aber schneller und billiger.", "don't eat yellow snow!", "umweltschutz is the new vogelgrippe", "shock your parents - read a book!", "es gibt für alles eine rationale erklärung. ausserdem gibt es eine irrationale.", "homo homini lupus - der mensch ist dem menschen ein wolf", "lieber den spatz in der hand als gold im mund!", "morgenstund hat kurze beine...", "Wenn alle Koalas sterben kommt es zur Eukalypse!", "informationen in einer freien gesellschaft können immer auch für illegale zwecke genutzt werden. das ist der preis den wir für die freiheit zahlen - und ich zahle gerne...'satchmo'
", "Die welt ist nicht schön, darum ist sie es...", "Bewusstsein. Dieser lästige Zustand zwischen zwei Nickerchen...", "boketto: ins leere starren ohne dabei etwas zu denken oder zu tun.", "There are known knowns, there are things we know we know.Donald Rumsfeld
", "Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!", "Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.", "I think the freezer deserves a light as well.", "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks... you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? (Bill Hicks)", "FYI: Wir sind alle 'Zeitreisende'.", "In Europe people think you are gay if you wear an earring in your right ear. Weird, isn't it?In Australia, where i'm from, it's when you put your cock in another mans ass!
(Steve Hughes)
", "I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.(Bill Hicks)
", " Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.'
(Bill Hicks)
", "...but, what happens when you say something and someone gets offended?Well, they can be offended. Whats wrong with being offended? So what - be offended, nothing happens!
(Steve Hughes)
", "someday you will miss today.(snotm.com)
", "if you think you live in a perfect world/country...(snotm.com)
", "you don't need anyone's permission to do what feels right for you.(snotm.com)
", "surround yourself with things and people that inspire you.(snotm.com)
", "quality beats quantity.(snotm.com)
", "fashion and trends are bullshit. don't let them fool you.(snotm.com)
", "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.Oskar Wilde
", "Without money, we'd all be rich...", "People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians.(George Lucas, 1988)
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